Internet - After revealing their spectacular blockbuster-style part one music video for “Day by Day”, T-ara just released a dance version of the same song.  

This music video, however, is in a different format from their first video.  Though it contains the same Jonte Moaning-choreographed routines, T-ara member Hyomin was responsible for editing the video in iMovie.  

Hyomin, whose extensive video editing credits include not only Gangkiz’ “Honey Honey” and SPEED’s “Lovey Dovey Plus”, but also “The Titanic”, “Gone With the Wind”, and most recently, “Avatar” - was the perfect fit for the job, according to CEO Kim Kwang Soo.  In a prepared statement, he said, “To be honest, that money…[the 23,000 euros]… that was stolen from Eunjung while we were in Europe was supposed to be used for the dance version of “Day by Day”.  We are lucky that Hyomin’s contract forces her do this editing for free.”  

The most distinguishing characteristic of this music video is the constant, repetitive flashing.  Thousands of victims have been rushed to the hospital after suffering seizures from the MV’s high-frequency light oscillations.  Netizens have complained, writing, “Why was there no warning? I am suffering serious headaches now”, and ”This is really the worst dance version MV. I can’t even see the members because I’m blinded by the flashes.”

When asked about the lights, Hyomin responded, “This is iMovie’s best effects combination.”  

Seoul - Actress Kim Hee Sun, after a 10 year self-imposed variety show hiatus, made a triumphant return via refrigerator (no, we’re not kidding) on the 100th episode of the  popular comedy/variety show, “Running Man”.  She also took the opportunity to take a shit on her peers.  

While being transported to their next location to begin their mission, HaHa abruptly asked the actress, “Since when have you been so pretty?” Taken aback by his sudden question, Kim Hee Sun burst into laughter and answered, “I have always been this pretty.”

Upon hearing her answer, Ji Suk Jin also asked, “Then how long do you plan to be this pretty?” to which she replied, “Forever!” When asked how she ranks herself in Korea in terms of beauty, she shouted out, “Number one!  Everyone looks like a plastic bag compared to me.  My beauty is all-kill!”

Fellow actress Song Ji Hyo was reportedly filmed taking a penknife out of her pocket during the conversation.  

Seoul - Girl group 4minute recently released an Indian version of their hit song, “Volume Up”, with the help of Yoo Sae Yoon.  Upon its release, though it killed nothing on the charts.  In fact, no one in India paid attention. 

The girls tried to explain their rationale.  “Everyone’s focusing on Japanese promotions at the moment, but India is so much bigger, and there’s no kpop there.  So because it’s less competitive, we thought this was a really good opportunity to expand 4nia by beginning our Indian promotions,” said Gayoon.  “He also promised a hot scene between our members and a hot male actor,” said a disappointed-looking HyunA. 

However, contrary to the girls’ expectations of the steamy scene with a hot male actor, Yoo Sae Yoon instructed the girls to follow “Yogi Daniel”s various Yoga positions. He also encouraged them to eat the nearby grass to improve flexibility.

“My stomach hurts from all the grass we ate,” complained Jihyun. 

Check out the video below. 

Seoul - In reportedly one of the worst unit group decisions in history, J. Tune Camp released the news today that as a special “gift” to fans, MBLAQ members G.O. and maknae Mir would form a new unit group, “G.O. & Mir Wild”, that will release their first single on June 27th in anticipation for the group’s BLAQ% tour.  Soon after the news, A+ (A-plusii) around the country flipped the largest collective shit in Korean history.  ”This is the worst gift I’ve ever received in my entire life,” screamed one furious A+.  Experts were mostly in agreement.  ”This is probably the worst unit group name in history, not just among boygroups, but in kpop,” said Lee Jong-Man, an assistant professor of modern popular culture at Seoul University.  ”This sounds like the name of an adult video, not a group.”  

Apparently, though, new reports leaked from J. Tune just hours ago depict a multi-step plan that put Lee’s comments not far off the mark.  These plans not only included musical and promotional activities for the new duo, but also the release of a special-edition adult video set to be sold exclusively in Japan. “This cutting-edge new promotional strategy was designed to help MBLAQ advance in Japan,” said one J. Tune insider.  

“The group name sounds like an adult video because it’s going to be the title of a new adult video series.  Duh,”  read some of the comments on the executive summary. 

Fans have begun a massive, international manhunt for the J. Tune Camp CEO, who has apparently fled the country.  

Seoul - After a year-long hiatus, f(x) made their comeback with the mini-album, “Electric Shock”.  With a catchy single and an upgraded, funky new look, f(x) has been dominating real-time charts as well as physical album sales.  But that’s not all that’s new about f(x).  The shocking truth was revealed on “Mnet Wide Open Studio”, where the girls sat down for an interview yesterday.

During the interview Amber shared something that had been bothering her for some time.  “I wanted to reveal the truth to fans.  I’ve always been called ‘Amber the boy’ and though I act and look like one, I am definitely not a boy.”  The show’s MC then unnecessarily added the obvious - “To make things “krystal” clear (pun intended), Amber’s also not a lesbian.  Now everyone knows the truth.”

Shortly after the interview, fans were in a shock, and on search portals like Naver, query terms like “Amber sex change” reached number one.  Netizens commented, “I can’t believe this…I only liked Amber because she was a boy…guess I must be bi now ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ”  ”Why do kpop labels always lie about the gender of group members, now I can’t ship anyone with any certainty,” and “All my ships are sinking!!!!…this ruins everything TT…I have to ship her with boys now, wth.”  

SM Entertainment has deigned to release a statement on the issue, saying only that, “We never put her gender on her official profile, so technically we never lied.  As for her sexual orientation - that’s why we never put it on official profiles either.”  

Youtube - “Voy por ti”, a song from a Latin American teen show, Violetta (created by Disney), has recently come under fire from ELFs worldwide for copying the intro of Super Junior’s 2009 hit, “Sorry Sorry”.  While it’s unclear if the song was truly plagiarized, the four measure hook was enough evidence for ELFs to start the online war engine.  ”I used to have ovaries, and then Disney plagiarized Suju. This means war, and we’re going to destroy the entire show,” said one ELF in an online interview. “We’re going to start trending a “Down With Disney” hashtag on Twitter, and a few Latin American ELFs are going to start tweeting Disney movie titles replaced with ‘vagina’.”  When asked to give some examples, she said, “No, not like Snow White and the Seven Vaginas.  Just ‘vagina’.  We’re just going to replace the whole title with ‘vagina’.  It makes a stronger statement that way.”  

“They’ll be sorry sorry by the time we’re through with them,” added another ELF, who refused to disclose her name.  

Seoul - In a shocking turn of events, the producers of struggling reality show ‘We Got Married’ decided, in a last-ditch, hail Mary attempt to salvage ratings, to have Super Junior leader Leeteuk strip on-air.  However, actress Kang Sora, his spouse, was not impressed.  ”The fuck is this.  You don’t even have a four pack.  The dimple couple is over!” she reportedly shouted before walking off the set.  The six-year age difference between couple has reportedly become an issue of late, and Leeteuk’s lack of musculature was the final straw for the busy 22 year old actress.  ”My breasts are huge, and he can’t even pull together a six pack.  This is a perfect example of the complete lack of partnership in this marriage.  We’re just not compatible.”  

Divorce papers have been filed by her side and both sides are waiting for a court date.  

Yeosu - ‘World-Star’ Rain, who is currently in the process of completing his mandatory military service, has recently revealed seven months of military service has made him “desperate for any ass”.  

On June 16th, the singer / actor had an interview before the ‘K-Pop Special Concert‘, which was held at the Yeosu Expo.

When he was asked to compare the differences between before and after entering the military, Rain answered, “Well, seven months of military service is fucking brutal, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.  Me and all the rest of your oppars are suffering everyday so fans, don’t stop sending those care packages.  But yes, military service will fuck with your standards.  Now, all girl groups and actresses who come on TV are now ‘Goddesses’ to me.  Even that girl Lim from the Wonder Girls is hot now.”  Rain has been linked with a number of A-list celebrities in the past, including Lee Hyori and Jeon Ji Hyun.  Moreover, he complained that now that he was “off the market”, “These wannabe pimps are wifing up all the hot broads.  Jeon Ji Hyun and that random non-celeb?  Lee Hyori and Lee Sang Soon?  Don’t make me laugh, especially that last one.  Can you imagine what their kids are going to look like? ”  

Korean soldiers serving in military have limited access to the web or electronic devices, but can watch music shows together on TV during their free time. Which is why, for obvious reasons, male soldiers are obsessed with girl groups.

Later on when he was asked, “If you were to serve in the military again, who would you bring along?“, Rain responded, “Who do you think? Of course a woman.  I’d prefer someone attractive, but in reality it doesn’t matter, any woman will do.  Do you really think I would come back here with a guy?  Fuck no. Yes, I miss my friends, but if I were to really serve in the military again, I would definitely bring a female no matter what.”

Twitter - Earlier today, Jaywalkers launched a coordinated Twitter campaign to have their fave on the Twitter trending topics list.  For hours, though, Jaywalkers were struggling to overcome the millions of uncoordinated, half-baked tweets from teens across the country tweeting #VaginaMovieLines in response to the barring of two female Michigan state representatives - Barb Byrum and Lisa Brown  - from the floor of the state house after they used the word “vagina”. Embarrassingly juvenile lines like, “Yer a vagina, Harry”, “If you build it, vaginas will come”, “The first rule of Vagina Club is never to talk about Vagina Club”, and “We can’t stop here.  This is vagina country”, were common, drowning out the efforts of frustrated Jaywalkers.

We interviewed one young Jaywalker, who said, “Jay Park is totally going to beat VaginaMovieLines in this contest!”  When asked to elaborate on the significance of doing this at all, or if she had tweeted a #VaginaMovieLine, the fan refused further comment.